

Top Five GOATED: Movies (Midlife Edition)
A list that no one asked for, but I wrote it anyway.

Two Giant Yule Logs
Netflix puts out a lot of unhinged holiday movies, let’s see how two of them stack up.

Ode to Service Workers
30 years later, Clerks is still one of the best indie movies to ever grace cinema.

Blood Sucking Hotties: Interview with the Vampire 30th Anniversary
In ’94, a lot of people wouldn’t have minded if the stars of Interview with the Vampire came to suck their blood.

35 Years of Laughter and Tears
Steel Magnolias is one of those movies that I put on when I need a good laugh, followed by a good cry.

A Quick Hit: Pulp Fiction 30th Anniversary
Quentin Tarantino’s stylistic gangster movie is a timeless classic.

Fight Club: 25 Years of Mayhem & Soap
Quit calling it a “cult” classic and give this flick its flowers.

The Power of The Professional: 30 Years Later
Even though Leon: The Professional turns 30 this year, it still blows audiences away.




The Phantom Menace: 25th Ani
Time has been kind to the Prequel Trilogy, but old heads have long memories.


The Matrix: 25th Anniversary
This nightmare spin our reality celebrates its quarter-century mark and has never felt more relevant than now.

Something Isn’t Right
Despite all the supposed drama that took place behind the scenes of Don’t Worry Darling, the drama on screen is the one that people should pay attention to.

Such A Pleasant Burn
Who is Oliver Quick and why is he fucking the fresh grave of his supposed friend?

Standard Issue: Detectives
The "buddy cop" standard, the unlikely partners, the yin-yang approaches to police work, and the brilliant young mind that tangoes with the genius serial killer.


Not So Little Women
I love watching Little Women during the holiday season because of its Christmassy feel and the strong female characters in this wonderful movie.