Batman Returns: Goth Gone Wild
Tim Burton’s blockbuster sequel, a gothic fantasy adventure flick masquerading as a superhero movie, is still a fun way to burn a couple of hours.
Far and Away: Cruise Killed It
Written and directed by the legendary boy from Mayberry, Ron Howard, Far and Away is nearly a perfect film if it weren’t for the dreadful Irish accent of its pint-sized star.
Opposites Attract in Sister Act
Sister Act hits the 30 year mark, and this amusing flick still brings a smile to my face.
A Quick Hit: Alien 3
Alien 3 suffered from studio indecision and interference, but David Fincher managed to make a decent movie out of a dumpster fire.
Attack of the Clones: A 20th Anniversary Retrospective
The next episode in the Prequel Trilogy may have failed to excite many fans, but it delivered some whiz-bang eye candy and moved the story closer to its grim conclusion.
Annie: I Could Do That, Not
Annie will always had a special place in my heart because it made my imagination soar with the possibility of singing and dancing my way through this hard knock life.
By Crom, Conan the Barbarian is 40
The 1982 sword and sorcery epic hits middle age, but still keeps it barbaric.
Gritty, Grimey, & Long
The Batman is a visceral, violent tale of revenge and redemption that could have been an hour shorter.
A Sequel That Doesn’t Suck
Sonic the Hedgehog (Wachowski) is back in an entertaining sequel to the 2020 hit movie.
A Tired Franchise Whines Again
Scream is a poorly written movie that rides the coattails of a franchise that was never strong enough to be one.
My Father The Hero: A Pedophile’s Delight
Remembering the time my mom took me to see the worst movie ever made.
Jackass Forever: Let It Go, Fellas.
One movie too late, the jackasses are finally hanging it up.
Scenic Drive
Moving movie moments, featuring scenes from I, Robot, Reservoir Dogs, Marathon Man, Red Dragon, and Avatar.
When Sequels Suck: The Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
With Lucasfilm under their thumb, the House of Mouse ruined the Skywalker Saga.
Bond 25: Death by Boredom
No Time to Die is an encumbering chore to watch that fails to entertain even the most crack-addled weasel.
Licorice Pizza: I Can’t Seem to Get It
An all-around interesting ride that is beautifully crafted and visually enticing.
Don’t Look Up: A Satirical Take On the End of the World
The Apocalypse is hilariously nigh.