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AGS Fantasy Football 2023 Week 9.
Questionable trade offers, garlic butter lobster tails, vasectomies, and a bit of fantasy football this week.
Whether you play fantasy football in an office league, a school league with your kids, or in a league with your family or friends, this game we play is at its best when it’s about fellowship—when your team owners engage in the community and throw shade at each other, watch games with each other, and serve their peers succulent lobster tails. However you get down with your fantasy football league, put the emphasis on the experiences you have your league mates for the few beautiful weeks that you are fortunate enough to play this exasperating game with them.
In AGS, we take this game seriously, and we play to win the game. Week 9 winners included yours truly, Rebel Scum, with a toilet bowl beat down of rookie squad Oops Babies.
T. Ruth edged out Ambassadors of Quan, whose vacation girlfriend, Will Levis, had a headache and gave him no love.
West Koast Voodoo kept his carrot train rolling right over The Sugandese. This win helped take Voodoo’s mind of an impending “snip snip.” Vaya con dios.
Penthouse PIMPS went up against New Jax City and took an “L.” NJC has his own baguette express chugging down the tracks, heading towards the playoffs.
Rudy had a bye week, and in a rather stunning turn of events, Cebert Frogs beat The Curse. Cebert was a 17-point underdog going into the matchup, and he ended up winning by 9. Congratulations! And congratulations to all the Week 9 winners in fantasy football leagues around the world.
On this episode of the Any Given Sunday podcast, West Koast Voodoo and Cebert Frogs jump on with the Quan, Rudy, and your boy, Rebel Scum We get balls deep into trade deadline talk and suspect trade offers. Chaos erupts when lobster tails challenge friendships. Angry Voo makes an appearance. The English language gets abused, and we celebrate the power of vasectomies. Snip-snip. Let’s go!
